Duke Football Invitational
Week 5 - 2025
Generated: December 22, 2025 at 05:13 PM

Season Stats

Overall League Standings

Rank Team DivisionDiv WinsW LossesL Ties PF PA
1 Topless Fondue Patrick 4 1 0 563.14 498.98
2 Opportune Play Odunze Patrick 4 1 0 551.98 466.78
3 O'ahu State Warriors Adams 3 2 0 649.36 590.18
4 Team Team Patrick 3 2 0 558.72 500.38
5 Darnold Schwarzenegger Smythe 3 2 0 539.12 449.24
6 Moore's Law Smythe 3 2 0 488.10 526.34
7 The Williams Football Team Adams 2 3 0 580.46 595.80
8 Bad JuJu Adams 2 3 0 554.82 548.54
9 They Stole Danny's Dimes Adams 2 3 0 538.26 561.10
10 Atlanta Faldone Smythe 2 3 0 488.36 529.92
11 Honolulu Corpse Reviver Smythe 1 4 0 421.40 542.88
12 Weak(ly) Showing Patrick 1 4 0 416.62 540.20

Weekly Totals

Week Median Average Max Min Std Dev Avg Eff %
Week 1 → 103.95 101.79 139.70 69.40 21.91 86.9%
Week 2 → 103.52 100.98 134.50 66.52 19.64 79.2%
Week 3 → 95.71 99.16 164.96 67.92 25.82 83.6%
Week 4 → 124.48 116.28 145.92 61.20 26.34 89.8%
Week 5 → 105.04 110.99 143.04 94.58 14.28 91.1%

Week 1 →

Median: 103.95
Average: 101.79
Std Dev: 21.91
Avg Eff: 86.9%
Highest Score
They Stole Danny's Dimes
139.70
Lowest Score
Honolulu Corpse Reviver
69.40

Week 2 →

Median: 103.52
Average: 100.98
Std Dev: 19.64
Avg Eff: 79.2%
Highest Score
Darnold Schwarzenegger
134.50
Lowest Score
Atlanta Faldone
66.52

Week 3 →

Median: 95.71
Average: 99.16
Std Dev: 25.82
Avg Eff: 83.6%
Highest Score
O'ahu State Warriors
164.96
Lowest Score
Opportune Play Odunze
67.92

Week 4 →

Median: 124.48
Average: 116.28
Std Dev: 26.34
Avg Eff: 89.8%
Highest Score
Team Team
145.92
Lowest Score
Honolulu Corpse Reviver
61.20

Week 5 →

Median: 105.04
Average: 110.99
Std Dev: 14.28
Avg Eff: 91.1%
Highest Score
The Williams Football Team
143.04
Lowest Score
Honolulu Corpse Reviver
94.58

Division Strength

Rank Division Wins Losses Points For Points Against
1 Patrick 6 2 2090.5 2006.3
2 Adams 3 5 2322.9 2295.6
3 Smythe 3 5 1937.0 2048.4

Lineup Accuracy

Team Projected Optimal Points Eff %
O'ahu State Warriors 607.77 692.24 649.36 93.8%
They Stole Danny's Dimes 582.76 609.88 538.26 88.3%
Honolulu Corpse Reviver 429.49 478.50 421.40 88.1%
Bad JuJu 516.76 636.40 554.82 87.2%
Darnold Schwarzenegger 524.20 622.66 539.12 86.6%
Topless Fondue 563.23 650.60 563.14 86.6%
Opportune Play Odunze 540.55 642.58 551.98 85.9%
Atlanta Faldone 514.53 575.80 488.36 84.8%
Moore's Law 557.45 587.10 488.10 83.1%
The Williams Football Team 582.08 706.80 580.46 82.1%
Team Team 580.47 680.76 558.72 82.1%
Weak(ly) Showing 473.45 508.58 416.62 81.9%

Strength of Schedule

League Average Points Per Game: 105.84 points (based on 5 weeks of data)

Rank Team Record PA PA/Game % vs Avg
1 The Williams Football Team 2-3 595.80 119.16 +12.6%
2 O'ahu State Warriors 3-2 590.18 118.04 +11.5%
3 They Stole Danny's Dimes 2-3 561.10 112.22 +6.0%
4 Bad JuJu 2-3 548.54 109.71 +3.7%
5 Honolulu Corpse Reviver 1-4 542.88 108.58 +2.6%
6 Weak(ly) Showing 1-4 540.20 108.04 +2.1%
7 Atlanta Faldone 2-3 529.92 105.98 +0.1%
8 Moore's Law 3-2 526.34 105.27 -0.5%
9 Team Team 3-2 500.38 100.08 -5.4%
10 Topless Fondue 4-1 498.98 99.80 -5.7%
11 Opportune Play Odunze 4-1 466.78 93.36 -11.8%
12 Darnold Schwarzenegger 3-2 449.24 89.85 -15.1%

Weekly Stats

Weekly Summary

Rank Team Points Result Margin
1 The Williams Football Team 143.04 Win +40.58
2 O'ahu State Warriors 123.82 Win +3.06
3 Bad JuJu 121.70 Win +17.90
4 Team Team 120.76 Loss -3.06
5 Opportune Play Odunze 116.38 Win +10.10
6 Atlanta Faldone 106.28 Loss -10.10
League Median: 105.04 pts
7 Darnold Schwarzenegger 103.80 Loss -17.90
8 Moore's Law 102.46 Loss -40.58
9 Weak(ly) Showing 102.24 Win +7.66
10 Topless Fondue 99.84 Win +2.82
11 They Stole Danny's Dimes 97.02 Loss -2.82
12 Honolulu Corpse Reviver 94.58 Loss -7.66

Position Power Rankings

Below Median
Above Median

Week 5 Position Strength

Team QB RB WR TE K D/ST Total
The Williams Football Team
+2.5 39.5 pts +25.5 57.6 pts +3.2 22.8 pts +2.0 12.1 pts -2.0 4.0 pts +1.0 7.0 pts +32.2
Bad JuJu
-3.4 15.1 pts +16.9 49.0 pts +3.4 32.8 pts +3.7 13.8 pts -2.0 4.0 pts +1.0 7.0 pts +19.6
O'ahu State Warriors
-5.5 31.5 pts +2.9 35.0 pts +11.9 31.5 pts +0.7 10.8 pts +6.0 12.0 pts -3.0 3.0 pts +13.0
Team Team
+7.0 44.1 pts +12.0 33.4 pts -3.5 25.9 pts +0.3 10.4 pts -1.0 5.0 pts -4.0 2.0 pts +10.8
Opportune Play Odunze
+15.6 52.6 pts +0.3 21.7 pts -14.4 15.0 pts 0.0 10.1 pts 0.0 6.0 pts +5.0 11.0 pts +6.5
Atlanta Faldone
+0.5 37.5 pts +0.3 21.7 pts -3.2 16.4 pts -11.5 8.7 pts +7.0 13.0 pts +3.0 9.0 pts -3.9
Darnold Schwarzenegger
+15.3 52.3 pts +1.4 22.8 pts -8.6 20.8 pts -2.2 7.9 pts -1.0 5.0 pts -11.0 -5.0 pts -6.1
Honolulu Corpse Reviver
+3.7 22.2 pts -19.5 1.9 pts -12.0 27.2 pts -2.8 7.3 pts +12.0 18.0 pts +12.0 18.0 pts -6.6
Moore's Law
-7.8 29.3 pts +1.3 33.4 pts -2.5 17.1 pts +2.6 12.7 pts 0.0 6.0 pts -2.0 4.0 pts -8.4
Weak(ly) Showing
-17.9 19.1 pts -2.3 29.8 pts +7.7 27.3 pts -10.1 0.0 pts +3.0 9.0 pts +11.0 17.0 pts -8.6
Topless Fondue
-18.0 19.0 pts -12.0 9.4 pts +22.1 51.5 pts +6.8 16.9 pts +3.0 9.0 pts -12.0 -6.0 pts -10.1
They Stole Danny's Dimes
-5.7 31.3 pts +2.9 35.0 pts +2.9 22.5 pts -8.9 1.2 pts -4.0 2.0 pts -1.0 5.0 pts -13.8

Season Position Strength (Through Week 5)

Team QB RB WR TE K D/ST Total
O'ahu State Warriors
+16.9 197.9 pts +31.3 187.9 pts +45.4 118.4 pts +8.3 39.2 pts +16.5 56.0 pts +12.0 50.0 pts +130.5
The Williams Football Team
+12.0 193.0 pts +32.6 167.8 pts +18.9 104.4 pts +5.5 36.3 pts +5.5 45.0 pts -4.0 34.0 pts +70.5
Bad JuJu
-31.6 130.8 pts +71.9 187.0 pts +17.2 126.7 pts +0.5 31.3 pts +4.5 44.0 pts -3.0 35.0 pts +59.5
Topless Fondue
-2.3 178.6 pts +4.7 119.3 pts +37.4 141.2 pts +5.2 36.0 pts +6.5 46.0 pts +4.0 42.0 pts +55.5
Team Team
-21.9 159.0 pts +19.6 145.4 pts +36.0 133.0 pts +12.4 43.3 pts +4.5 44.0 pts -4.0 34.0 pts +46.7
Opportune Play Odunze
+16.5 197.4 pts -18.2 117.5 pts +14.0 102.5 pts +3.8 34.6 pts +18.5 58.0 pts +4.0 42.0 pts +38.5
Darnold Schwarzenegger
+23.9 204.8 pts +0.1 114.7 pts +20.7 124.5 pts +6.2 37.1 pts -4.5 35.0 pts -15.0 23.0 pts +31.5
They Stole Danny's Dimes
+2.7 183.7 pts +30.7 187.3 pts -1.4 71.6 pts -3.1 27.7 pts -0.5 39.0 pts -9.0 29.0 pts +19.4
Atlanta Faldone
-38.1 142.9 pts +24.9 129.3 pts +6.4 106.1 pts -2.9 38.1 pts -4.5 35.0 pts -1.0 37.0 pts -15.1
Moore's Law
+14.7 195.6 pts -22.6 123.8 pts -8.5 70.2 pts -5.3 25.5 pts +0.5 40.0 pts -5.0 33.0 pts -26.3
Honolulu Corpse Reviver
-33.2 57.3 pts -6.6 97.8 pts -1.8 144.2 pts +11.2 42.1 pts +7.5 47.0 pts -5.0 33.0 pts -27.8
Weak(ly) Showing
-42.9 120.0 pts -35.4 112.3 pts +6.7 79.7 pts -14.3 25.6 pts -6.5 33.0 pts +8.0 46.0 pts -84.4

Weekly Awards

MVP
Most Valuable Player
Rico Dowdle (29.4 points)
23 rush; 206 rush yds; 1 rush TD; 3 rec; 28 rec yds
Bad JuJu
MWP
Most Wasted Player
C.J. Stroud (28.8 points)
23/27 pass; 244 pass yds; 4 pass TD; 1 rush; 30 rush yds
Team Team
MUP
Most Useless Player
Seahawks D/ST (-6.0 points)
1 sacks; 38 pts allowed
Topless Fondue
MDP
Most Disrespected Player
Dak Prescott (28.3 points)
18/29 pass; 237 pass yds; 4 pass TD; 7 rush; 28 rush yds
Moore's Law
HSL
Highest Scoring Loser
120.76 pts (4th highest)
vs. O'ahu State Warriors - 123.82 (2nd highest)
Team Team
LSW
Lowest Scoring Winner
99.84 pts (10th highest)
vs. They Stole Danny's Dimes - 97.02 (11th highest)
Topless Fondue
SSL
Smartest Starting Lineup
100.0% of Optimal Score
(123.82 of 123.82 points)
O'ahu State Warriors
IFM
I Fucked Myself
82.1% of Optimal Score
(102.46 of 124.82 points)
Moore's Law
ACCIDENTAL GENIUS
Jerry Jones "Accidental Genius" Award
75.7% of Optimal Score
(102.24 of 135.14 points)
Weak(ly) Showing
MCCOLLAPSE
Mike McCoy "McCollapse" Award
Actual: 120.76, vs. Optimal: 138.26
vs. O'ahu State Warriors - 123.82 (2nd highest)
Team Team
THE CLAPPER
Jason Garrett "Applauding Failure" Award
Projected: 114.76, Actual: 97.02
vs. Topless Fondue - 99.84 (10th highest)
They Stole Danny's Dimes

Honorable Mentions

Game Summaries

Game of the Week

FINAL: 97.02
(proj: 114.76)

Position Player Points
QB Justin Herbert 14.64
RB Derrick Henry 9.30
MVP RB Christian McCaffrey 19.90
WR Xavier Worthy 5.10
WR Rashid Shaheed 17.40
TE Isaiah Likely 1.20
OP Daniel Jones ❤️‍🩹 16.68
LVP Flex Travis Etienne Jr. 5.80
K Spencer Shrader ❤️‍🩹 2.00
LVP D/ST Cardinals D/ST 5.00
Total: 97.02
Should Have Started
BE Tony Pollard 11.80
BE Bills D/ST 5.00
BE Geno Smith 5.92
BE Kyle Pitts Sr. 0.00
BE Hollywood Brown 4.80
BE Brian Robinson Jr. 1.20
BE Joshua Palmer 3.60
BE Malik Washington 0.00
IR Mike Evans 0.00
IR Joe Mixon ❤️‍🩹 0.00
Optimal: 103.02
Accuracy (%): 94.2%

FINAL: 99.84
(proj: 101.58)

Position Player Points
QB Bo Nix 17.88
RB Omarion Hampton 7.00
LVP RB Woody Marks ❤️‍🩹 2.40
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba 19.20
MVP WR Emeka Egbuka 24.30
TE Jake Ferguson 16.90
LVP OP Cooper Rush 1.16
Flex Brian Thomas Jr. 8.00
K Cam Little 9.00
D/ST Seahawks D/ST -6.00
Total: 99.84
Should Have Started
BE Christian Kirk 6.40
BE Brashard Smith 3.60
BE Bucky Irving 0.00
BE Lamar Jackson ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE RJ Harvey 3.00
BE Mark Andrews 2.20
BE Chris Godwin Jr. 2.60
BE Brenton Strange 2.20
IR Brandon Aiyuk ❤️‍🩹 0.00
IR Tyjae Spears 1.40
Optimal: 106.28
Accuracy (%): 93.9%

FINAL: 120.76
(proj: 119.03)

Position Player Points
LVP QB Kyler Murray ❤️‍🩹 15.30
LVP RB Chase Brown 4.80
RB Jonathan Taylor 28.60
WR Garrett Wilson ❤️‍🩹 13.10
LVP WR Michael Pittman Jr. 9.90
TE Tyler Warren 10.40
MVP OP C.J. Stroud 28.76
LVP Flex Quentin Johnston 2.90
K Jake Bates 5.00
D/ST Eagles D/ST 2.00
Total: 120.76
Should Have Started
BE Courtland Sutton 9.90
BE George Pickens 11.70
BE Rhamondre Stevenson 12.70
BE Dillon Gabriel 16.10
BE DK Metcalf 0.00
BE Tyler Allgeier 0.00
BE Isaac Guerendo 0.00
BE Chig Okonkwo 4.80
IR Malik Nabers ❤️‍🩹 0.00
IR Tyrone Tracy Jr. 0.00
Optimal: 138.26
Accuracy (%): 87.3%

FINAL: 123.82
(proj: 119.51)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Jalen Hurts 19.50
RB Saquon Barkley 14.80
RB Jordan Mason ❤️‍🩹 9.60
WR Puka Nacua 14.50
WR Jaylen Waddle 17.00
TE Dalton Kincaid 10.80
OP Bryce Young 12.02
Flex De'Von Achane 10.60
K Chase McLaughlin 12.00
D/ST Vikings D/ST 3.00
Total: 123.82
Should Have Started
BE Jerry Jeudy 1.50
BE Matthew Golden 0.00
BE Caleb Williams 0.00
BE Chris Olave 5.90
BE Jaydon Blue 0.70
BE Juwan Johnson 1.70
BE Chris Rodriguez Jr. 0.70
BE Emari Demercado 6.10
IR Aaron Jones Sr. 0.00
Optimal: 123.82
Accuracy (%): 100.0%

FINAL: 102.24
(proj: 81.04)

Position Player Points
QB Jake Browning 19.14
RB Nick Chubb 12.10
RB Quinshon Judkins ❤️‍🩹 12.80
WR A.J. Brown 4.30
MVP WR Ja'Marr Chase 23.00
LVP TE Zach Ertz ❤️‍🩹 0.00
LVP OP Brock Purdy 0.00
Flex Kendre Miller ❤️‍🩹 4.90
K Matt Prater ❤️‍🩹 9.00
D/ST Colts D/ST 17.00
Total: 102.24
Should Have Started
BE Sam LaPorta ❤️‍🩹 15.20
BE Kareem Hunt 17.70
BE TreVeyon Henderson ❤️‍🩹 2.70
BE Aaron Rodgers 0.00
BE Jerome Ford ❤️‍🩹 3.80
BE DeMario Douglas ❤️‍🩹 1.70
BE Darius Slayton 1.10
BE Ollie Gordon II -0.20
Optimal: 135.14
Accuracy (%): 75.7%

FINAL: 94.58
(proj: 72.24)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Mac Jones 22.18
LVP RB Ray Davis 0.10
RB Jeremy McNichols 1.80
WR Nico Collins 12.00
WR Davante Adams ❤️‍🩹 8.80
TE Harold Fannin Jr. 7.30
LVP OP Wan'Dale Robinson 3.20
Flex Jakobi Meyers 3.20
K Ka'imi Fairbairn 18.00
D/ST Saints D/ST 18.00
Total: 94.58
Should Have Started
BE Josh Downs 5.40
BE Justice Hill ❤️‍🩹 1.20
BE Josh Jacobs ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Rashee Rice ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Jaylen Warren 0.00
BE Tucker Kraft ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Anthony Richardson Sr. ❤️‍🩹 1.26
BE Elic Ayomanor 1.80
IR Jalen Coker 0.00
Optimal: 97.88
Accuracy (%): 96.6%

FINAL: 106.28
(proj: 99.00)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Tua Tagovailoa 22.74
RB Cam Skattebo ❤️‍🩹 8.40
RB Michael Carter 13.30
WR Jordan Addison 10.10
WR Keon Coleman 6.30
TE Trey McBride 4.10
OP Carson Wentz ❤️‍🩹 14.74
Flex Hunter Henry 4.60
K Andy Borregales 13.00
D/ST Lions D/ST 9.00
Total: 106.28
Should Have Started
BE J.J. McCarthy ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Michael Penix Jr. ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Drake London 0.00
BE Bijan Robinson 0.00
BE Colston Loveland 0.00
BE Darnell Mooney 0.00
BE Dylan Sampson ❤️‍🩹 0.20
BE Isaiah Davis 3.30
IR Tyreek Hill ❤️‍🩹 0.00
IR Austin Ekeler ❤️‍🩹 0.00
Optimal: 106.28
Accuracy (%): 100.0%

FINAL: 116.38
(proj: 93.65)

Position Player Points
QB Justin Fields ❤️‍🩹 25.92
RB Ashton Jeanty 10.90
RB Zach Charbonnet 10.80
WR Calvin Ridley ❤️‍🩹 13.10
LVP WR Marvin Mims Jr. 1.90
TE Jake Tonges 10.10
MVP OP Baker Mayfield 26.66
LVP Flex Jalen Tolbert 0.00
K Brandon Aubrey 6.00
D/ST Texans D/ST 11.00
Total: 116.38
Should Have Started
BE Evan Engram 9.30
BE Jayden Higgins 3.20
BE D'Andre Swift 0.00
BE Rome Odunze ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Russell Wilson 0.00
BE Jaxson Dart 15.58
BE Bhayshul Tuten ❤️‍🩹 1.10
BE Calvin Austin III ❤️‍🩹 0.00
IR Brock Bowers 0.00
IR CeeDee Lamb 0.00
IR Trey Benson ❤️‍🩹 0.00
Optimal: 126.98
Accuracy (%): 91.7%

FINAL: 121.70
(proj: 100.83)

Position Player Points
QB Spencer Rattler 15.10
RB Jahmyr Gibbs 14.70
RB James Cook III 4.90
WR Justin Jefferson 12.30
WR Stefon Diggs 14.60
TE Darren Waller 13.80
OP Cooper Kupp 5.90
MVP Flex Rico Dowdle 29.40
K Tyler Loop 4.00
D/ST Patriots D/ST 7.00
Total: 121.70
Should Have Started
BE T.J. Hockenson 3.80
BE Jordan Love ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Jauan Jennings 0.00
BE Rashod Bateman 0.00
BE Romeo Doubs ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Kenneth Gainwell 0.00
BE Blake Corum 1.30
BE Tyler Shough 0.00
IR Joe Burrow 0.00
Optimal: 121.70
Accuracy (%): 100.0%

FINAL: 103.80
(proj: 94.88)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Patrick Mahomes ❤️‍🩹 26.72
RB David Montgomery 17.22
RB Isiah Pacheco 5.60
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown ❤️‍🩹 10.00
LVP WR Keenan Allen 5.80
TE Dallas Goedert 7.90
LVP OP Matthew Stafford 25.56
LVP Flex Khalil Shakir 5.00
K Jake Elliott 5.00
LVP D/ST Ravens D/ST -5.00
Total: 103.80
Should Have Started
BE Ladd McConkey 9.90
BE Sam Darnold 27.64
BE Tyquan Thornton ❤️‍🩹 9.00
BE Giants D/ST 0.00
BE DJ Moore 0.00
BE Joe Flacco 0.00
BE Troy Franklin 5.50
BE Sean Tucker -0.10
IR Chuba Hubbard 0.00
IR George Kittle 0.00
IR Jayden Reed 0.00
Optimal: 118.98
Accuracy (%): 87.2%

FINAL: 143.04
(proj: 115.98)

Position Player Points
LVP QB Josh Allen ❤️‍🩹 19.42
RB Kyren Williams 23.10
MVP RB Javonte Williams 25.90
LVP WR Zay Flowers 7.20
WR Deebo Samuel 15.60
TE Travis Kelce 12.10
OP Jared Goff 20.12
LVP Flex Kenneth Walker III 8.60
K Harrison Butker 4.00
D/ST Browns D/ST 7.00
Total: 143.04
Should Have Started
BE DeVonta Smith 11.40
BE Trevor Lawrence 26.24
BE Jacory Croskey-Merritt 25.00
BE Tee Higgins 8.20
BE Travis Hunter ❤️‍🩹 6.40
BE Steelers D/ST 0.00
BE Xavier Legette 9.10
BE Rachaad White 19.10
IR Cedric Tillman 0.00
Optimal: 170.46
Accuracy (%): 83.9%

FINAL: 102.46
(proj: 112.83)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Jayden Daniels ❤️‍🩹 17.14
LVP RB Alvin Kamara ❤️‍🩹 5.50
RB Breece Hall 13.50
WR Marvin Harrison Jr. 9.80
WR Tetairoa McMillan 7.30
TE David Njoku ❤️‍🩹 12.70
LVP OP Drake Maye 12.12
Flex J.K. Dobbins ❤️‍🩹 14.40
K Cameron Dicker 6.00
LVP D/ST Jaguars D/ST 4.00
Total: 102.46
Should Have Started
BE Dak Prescott 28.28
BE Broncos D/ST 7.00
BE Mason Taylor ❤️‍🩹 8.70
BE Jameson Williams 1.00
BE Cam Ward 8.00
BE Kaleb Johnson 0.00
BE Kayshon Boutte ❤️‍🩹 4.30
BE Tre Tucker 7.10
IR Terry McLaurin 0.00
IR Ricky Pearsall ❤️‍🩹 0.00
IR Ja'Tavion Sanders 0.00
Optimal: 124.82
Accuracy (%): 82.1%