Duke Football Invitational
Week 1 - 2025
Generated: December 22, 2025 at 05:03 PM

Season Stats

Overall League Standings

Rank Team DivisionDiv WinsW LossesL Ties PF PA
1 They Stole Danny's Dimes Adams 1 0 0 139.70 132.58
2 Opportune Play Odunze Patrick 1 0 0 119.30 85.34
3 The Williams Football Team Adams 1 0 0 110.08 78.44
4 Atlanta Faldone Smythe 1 0 0 109.14 69.40
5 Moore's Law Smythe 1 0 0 106.30 85.82
6 Topless Fondue Patrick 1 0 0 101.60 83.74
7 O'ahu State Warriors Adams 0 1 0 132.58 139.70
8 Darnold Schwarzenegger Smythe 0 1 0 85.82 106.30
9 Weak(ly) Showing Patrick 0 1 0 85.34 119.30
10 Team Team Patrick 0 1 0 83.74 101.60
11 Bad JuJu Adams 0 1 0 78.44 110.08
12 Honolulu Corpse Reviver Smythe 0 1 0 69.40 109.14

Weekly Totals

Week Median Average Max Min Std Dev Avg Eff %
Week 1 → 103.95 101.79 139.70 69.40 21.91 86.9%

Week 1 →

Median: 103.95
Average: 101.79
Std Dev: 21.91
Avg Eff: 86.9%
Highest Score
They Stole Danny's Dimes
139.70
Lowest Score
Honolulu Corpse Reviver
69.40

Division Strength

Rank Division Wins Losses Points For Points Against
1 Adams 0 0 460.8 460.8
2 Patrick 0 0 390.0 390.0
3 Smythe 0 0 370.7 370.7

Lineup Accuracy

Team Projected Optimal Points Eff %
O'ahu State Warriors 121.23 132.58 132.58 100.0%
Atlanta Faldone 105.95 115.34 109.14 94.6%
Opportune Play Odunze 109.46 128.30 119.30 93.0%
Honolulu Corpse Reviver 81.17 75.60 69.40 91.8%
Bad JuJu 110.85 86.38 78.44 90.8%
They Stole Danny's Dimes 115.69 159.30 139.70 87.7%
Weak(ly) Showing 106.58 98.84 85.34 86.3%
Moore's Law 113.33 124.50 106.30 85.4%
Topless Fondue 119.53 120.50 101.60 84.3%
Team Team 118.18 106.44 83.74 78.7%
Darnold Schwarzenegger 111.14 110.02 85.82 78.0%
The Williams Football Team 116.36 151.86 110.08 72.5%

Strength of Schedule

League Average Points Per Game: 101.79 points (based on 1 week of data)

Rank Team Record PA PA/Game % vs Avg
1 O'ahu State Warriors 0-1 139.70 139.70 +37.2%
2 They Stole Danny's Dimes 1-0 132.58 132.58 +30.3%
3 Weak(ly) Showing 0-1 119.30 119.30 +17.2%
4 Bad JuJu 0-1 110.08 110.08 +8.1%
5 Honolulu Corpse Reviver 0-1 109.14 109.14 +7.2%
6 Darnold Schwarzenegger 0-1 106.30 106.30 +4.4%
7 Team Team 0-1 101.60 101.60 -0.2%
8 Moore's Law 1-0 85.82 85.82 -15.7%
9 Opportune Play Odunze 1-0 85.34 85.34 -16.2%
10 Topless Fondue 1-0 83.74 83.74 -17.7%
11 The Williams Football Team 1-0 78.44 78.44 -22.9%
12 Atlanta Faldone 1-0 69.40 69.40 -31.8%

Weekly Stats

Weekly Summary

Rank Team Points Result Margin
1 They Stole Danny's Dimes 139.70 Win +7.12
2 O'ahu State Warriors 132.58 Loss -7.12
3 Opportune Play Odunze 119.30 Win +33.96
4 The Williams Football Team 110.08 Win +31.64
5 Atlanta Faldone 109.14 Win +39.74
6 Moore's Law 106.30 Win +20.48
League Median: 103.95 pts
7 Topless Fondue 101.60 Win +17.86
8 Darnold Schwarzenegger 85.82 Loss -20.48
9 Weak(ly) Showing 85.34 Loss -33.96
10 Team Team 83.74 Loss -17.86
11 Bad JuJu 78.44 Loss -31.64
12 Honolulu Corpse Reviver 69.40 Loss -39.74

Position Power Rankings

Below Median
Above Median

Week 1 Position Strength

Team QB RB WR TE K D/ST Total
They Stole Danny's Dimes
+13.0 57.4 pts +18.7 49.3 pts -6.3 5.1 pts -2.0 5.9 pts +7.5 17.0 pts -0.5 5.0 pts +30.4
O'ahu State Warriors
+4.0 48.5 pts +10.0 40.6 pts +8.3 19.7 pts +2.9 10.8 pts -5.5 4.0 pts +3.5 9.0 pts +23.2
Opportune Play Odunze
+7.7 52.1 pts -3.9 16.5 pts +6.3 23.4 pts +2.4 10.3 pts +1.5 11.0 pts +0.5 6.0 pts +14.5
The Williams Football Team
+4.6 49.1 pts -5.1 15.3 pts +8.9 26.0 pts +2.8 10.7 pts +0.5 10.0 pts -6.5 -1.0 pts +5.2
Atlanta Faldone
+1.8 46.2 pts +3.7 24.1 pts +9.6 26.7 pts -1.8 6.1 pts -2.5 7.0 pts -6.5 -1.0 pts +4.3
Moore's Law
-9.5 34.9 pts +1.7 22.1 pts +5.5 22.6 pts -4.2 3.7 pts -0.5 9.0 pts +8.5 14.0 pts +1.5
Topless Fondue
-8.2 36.2 pts -7.1 23.5 pts +7.0 18.4 pts -7.4 0.5 pts +5.5 15.0 pts +2.5 8.0 pts -7.7
Honolulu Corpse Reviver
-22.1 0.1 pts +4.5 24.9 pts -4.3 18.5 pts 0.0 7.9 pts +2.5 12.0 pts +0.5 6.0 pts -18.9
Darnold Schwarzenegger
-13.0 31.4 pts -8.6 22.0 pts +0.5 11.9 pts +0.6 8.5 pts -1.5 8.0 pts -1.5 4.0 pts -23.5
Weak(ly) Showing
-2.0 42.4 pts -19.0 11.6 pts -8.0 3.4 pts 0.0 7.9 pts -2.5 7.0 pts +7.5 13.0 pts -24.0
Team Team
-17.4 27.0 pts -6.2 24.4 pts +4.0 15.4 pts 0.0 7.9 pts -2.5 7.0 pts -3.5 2.0 pts -25.6
Bad JuJu
-19.7 24.7 pts +0.8 21.2 pts +0.9 18.0 pts -6.4 1.5 pts +2.5 12.0 pts -4.5 1.0 pts -26.4

Season Position Strength (Through Week 1)

Team QB RB WR TE K D/ST Total
They Stole Danny's Dimes
+13.0 57.4 pts +18.7 49.3 pts -6.3 5.1 pts -2.0 5.9 pts +7.5 17.0 pts -0.5 5.0 pts +30.4
O'ahu State Warriors
+4.0 48.5 pts +10.0 40.6 pts +8.3 19.7 pts +2.9 10.8 pts -5.5 4.0 pts +3.5 9.0 pts +23.2
Opportune Play Odunze
+7.7 52.1 pts -3.9 16.5 pts +6.3 23.4 pts +2.4 10.3 pts +1.5 11.0 pts +0.5 6.0 pts +14.5
The Williams Football Team
+4.6 49.1 pts -5.1 15.3 pts +8.9 26.0 pts +2.8 10.7 pts +0.5 10.0 pts -6.5 -1.0 pts +5.2
Atlanta Faldone
+1.8 46.2 pts +3.7 24.1 pts +9.6 26.7 pts -1.8 6.1 pts -2.5 7.0 pts -6.5 -1.0 pts +4.3
Moore's Law
-9.5 34.9 pts +1.7 22.1 pts +5.5 22.6 pts -4.2 3.7 pts -0.5 9.0 pts +8.5 14.0 pts +1.5
Topless Fondue
-8.2 36.2 pts -7.1 23.5 pts +7.0 18.4 pts -7.4 0.5 pts +5.5 15.0 pts +2.5 8.0 pts -7.7
Honolulu Corpse Reviver
-22.1 0.1 pts +4.5 24.9 pts -4.3 18.5 pts 0.0 7.9 pts +2.5 12.0 pts +0.5 6.0 pts -18.9
Darnold Schwarzenegger
-13.0 31.4 pts -8.6 22.0 pts +0.5 11.9 pts +0.6 8.5 pts -1.5 8.0 pts -1.5 4.0 pts -23.5
Weak(ly) Showing
-2.0 42.4 pts -19.0 11.6 pts -8.0 3.4 pts 0.0 7.9 pts -2.5 7.0 pts +7.5 13.0 pts -24.0
Team Team
-17.4 27.0 pts -6.2 24.4 pts +4.0 15.4 pts 0.0 7.9 pts -2.5 7.0 pts -3.5 2.0 pts -25.6
Bad JuJu
-19.7 24.7 pts +0.8 21.2 pts +0.9 18.0 pts -6.4 1.5 pts +2.5 12.0 pts -4.5 1.0 pts -26.4

Weekly Awards

MVP
Most Valuable Player
Josh Allen (38.8 points)
33/46 pass; 394 pass yds; 2 pass TD; 14 rush; 30 rush yds
The Williams Football Team
MWP
Most Wasted Player
Patrick Mahomes (26.0 points)
24/39 pass; 258 pass yds; 1 pass TD; 6 rush; 57 rush yds
Darnold Schwarzenegger
MUP
Most Useless Player
Steelers D/ST (-1.0 points)
1 sacks; 32 pts allowed
The Williams Football Team
MDP
Most Disrespected Player
Emeka Egbuka (19.6 points)
4 rec; 67 yds; 2 rec TD; 6 tgts
Topless Fondue
HSL
Highest Scoring Loser
132.58 pts (2nd highest)
vs. They Stole Danny's Dimes - 139.70 (1st highest)
O'ahu State Warriors
LSW
Lowest Scoring Winner
101.60 pts (7th highest)
vs. Team Team - 83.74 (10th highest)
Topless Fondue
SSL
Smartest Starting Lineup
100.0% of Optimal Score
(132.58 of 132.58 points)
O'ahu State Warriors
IFM
I Fucked Myself
78.0% of Optimal Score
(85.82 of 110.02 points)
Darnold Schwarzenegger
ACCIDENTAL GENIUS
Jerry Jones "Accidental Genius" Award
72.5% of Optimal Score
(110.08 of 151.86 points)
The Williams Football Team
MCCOLLAPSE
Mike McCoy "McCollapse" Award
Actual: 85.82, vs. Optimal: 110.02
vs. Moore's Law - 106.30 (6th highest)
Darnold Schwarzenegger
THE CLAPPER
Jason Garrett "Applauding Failure" Award
Projected: 121.23, Actual: 132.58
vs. They Stole Danny's Dimes - 139.70 (1st highest)
O'ahu State Warriors

Honorable Mentions

Game Summaries

Game of the Week

FINAL: 139.70
(proj: 115.69)

Position Player Points
QB Justin Herbert 27.92
RB Derrick Henry 28.20
RB Christian McCaffrey 14.20
LVP WR Xavier Worthy 0.00
LVP WR Mike Evans 5.10
TE Kyle Pitts Sr. 5.90
MVP OP Daniel Jones ❤️‍🩹 29.48
LVP Flex Tony Pollard 6.90
K Chris Boswell 17.00
D/ST Cardinals D/ST 5.00
Total: 139.70
Should Have Started
BE Travis Etienne Jr. 15.60
BE Hollywood Brown 9.90
BE Joshua Palmer 6.10
BE Geno Smith 17.48
BE Rashid Shaheed 3.30
BE Bills D/ST -3.00
BE Cade Otton 0.00
BE Brian Robinson Jr. 3.70
IR Joe Mixon ❤️‍🩹 0.00
Optimal: 159.30
Accuracy (%): 87.7%

FINAL: 132.58
(proj: 121.23)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Jalen Hurts 24.28
RB De'Von Achane 13.50
RB Saquon Barkley 14.40
WR Puka Nacua 13.10
WR Jerry Jeudy 6.60
TE Dalton Kincaid 10.80
OP Caleb Williams 24.20
Flex Aaron Jones Sr. 12.70
K Chase McLaughlin 4.00
D/ST Commanders D/ST 9.00
Total: 132.58
Should Have Started
BE Jaylen Waddle 3.00
BE Matthew Golden 1.60
BE Chris Olave 5.40
BE Jordan Mason ❤️‍🩹 7.50
BE Bryce Young 8.16
BE Jaydon Blue 0.00
BE Braelon Allen ❤️‍🩹 6.90
BE Ollie Gordon II 0.30
Optimal: 132.58
Accuracy (%): 100.0%

FINAL: 83.74
(proj: 118.18)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Kyler Murray ❤️‍🩹 18.32
RB Chase Brown 11.10
RB Jonathan Taylor 9.80
LVP WR Malik Nabers ❤️‍🩹 7.10
LVP WR DK Metcalf 8.30
TE Tyler Warren 7.90
OP C.J. Stroud 8.72
LVP Flex Tyrone Tracy Jr. 3.50
K Jake Bates 7.00
D/ST Eagles D/ST 2.00
Total: 83.74
Should Have Started
BE Garrett Wilson ❤️‍🩹 15.50
BE Courtland Sutton 12.10
BE Michael Pittman Jr. 14.00
BE George Pickens 3.00
BE Rhamondre Stevenson 2.70
BE Tyler Allgeier 2.40
BE Shedeur Sanders 0.00
BE Isaac Guerendo 0.00
Optimal: 106.44
Accuracy (%): 78.7%

FINAL: 101.60
(proj: 119.53)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Lamar Jackson ❤️‍🩹 29.36
RB Bucky Irving 10.50
LVP RB Omarion Hampton 6.10
WR Brian Thomas Jr. 8.00
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba 10.40
LVP TE Mark Andrews 0.50
OP Bo Nix 6.84
Flex RJ Harvey 6.90
K Cam Little 15.00
D/ST Seahawks D/ST 8.00
Total: 101.60
Should Have Started
BE Emeka Egbuka 19.60
BE Brenton Strange 5.90
BE Chris Godwin Jr. 0.00
BE Jake Ferguson 2.30
BE Christian Kirk 0.00
BE Woody Marks ❤️‍🩹 0.30
BE Kyle Monangai 1.10
BE Dont'e Thornton Jr. 4.50
IR Brandon Aiyuk ❤️‍🩹 0.00
IR Tyjae Spears 0.00
Optimal: 120.50
Accuracy (%): 84.3%

FINAL: 85.82
(proj: 111.14)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Patrick Mahomes ❤️‍🩹 26.02
RB Chuba Hubbard 14.90
LVP RB Isiah Pacheco 2.80
LVP WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 4.50
WR Ladd McConkey 7.40
TE George Kittle 8.50
LVP OP Sam Darnold 5.40
Flex David Montgomery 4.30
K Jake Elliott 8.00
D/ST Vikings D/ST 4.00
Total: 85.82
Should Have Started
BE Matthew Stafford 13.60
BE Jayden Reed 10.50
BE Keenan Allen 12.80
BE Ravens D/ST -6.00
BE DJ Moore 5.60
BE Khalil Shakir 6.40
BE Najee Harris ❤️‍🩹 1.00
BE Joe Flacco 12.20
Optimal: 110.02
Accuracy (%): 78.0%

FINAL: 106.30
(proj: 113.33)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Jayden Daniels ❤️‍🩹 20.12
LVP RB James Conner ❤️‍🩹 10.40
RB Alvin Kamara ❤️‍🩹 11.70
LVP WR Terry McLaurin 2.70
WR Marvin Harrison Jr. 13.10
TE David Njoku ❤️‍🩹 3.70
OP Drake Maye 14.78
LVP Flex Tetairoa McMillan 6.80
K Cameron Dicker 9.00
D/ST Broncos D/ST 14.00
Total: 106.30
Should Have Started
BE Breece Hall 14.50
BE J.K. Dobbins ❤️‍🩹 12.80
BE Ricky Pearsall ❤️‍🩹 10.80
BE Dak Prescott 7.82
BE Jameson Williams 2.60
BE Cam Ward 2.48
BE Tank Bigsby 1.20
BE Kaleb Johnson -0.20
Optimal: 124.50
Accuracy (%): 85.4%

FINAL: 110.08
(proj: 116.36)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Josh Allen ❤️‍🩹 38.76
RB Kyren Williams 12.90
LVP RB Kenneth Walker III 2.40
LVP WR Tee Higgins 3.30
WR Zay Flowers 21.10
TE Travis Kelce 10.70
LVP OP Trevor Lawrence 10.32
LVP Flex DeVonta Smith 1.60
K Harrison Butker 10.00
D/ST Steelers D/ST -1.00
Total: 110.08
Should Have Started
BE Deebo Samuel 15.60
BE Jacory Croskey-Merritt 14.20
BE Javonte Williams 18.40
BE Cedric Tillman 11.20
BE Travis Hunter ❤️‍🩹 3.30
BE Jared Goff 10.90
BE Xavier Legette 1.00
BE Rachaad White 1.60
Optimal: 151.86
Accuracy (%): 72.5%

FINAL: 78.44
(proj: 110.85)

Position Player Points
LVP QB Joe Burrow 8.82
RB Jahmyr Gibbs 5.00
MVP RB James Cook III 16.20
WR Justin Jefferson 10.80
LVP WR Cooper Kupp 1.50
TE T.J. Hockenson 1.50
OP Jordan Love ❤️‍🩹 15.92
Flex Stefon Diggs 5.70
K Tyler Loop 12.00
D/ST Buccaneers D/ST 1.00
Total: 78.44
Should Have Started
BE Spencer Rattler 11.46
BE Romeo Doubs ❤️‍🩹 6.80
BE Jauan Jennings 1.60
BE Rashod Bateman 1.00
BE Rico Dowdle 1.60
BE Darren Waller 0.00
BE Roschon Johnson ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Adam Thielen 2.00
Optimal: 86.38
Accuracy (%): 90.8%

FINAL: 85.34
(proj: 106.58)

Position Player Points
QB Brock Purdy 16.78
RB TreVeyon Henderson ❤️‍🩹 5.10
RB Nick Chubb 6.00
LVP WR A.J. Brown 0.80
WR Ja'Marr Chase 2.60
TE Sam LaPorta ❤️‍🩹 7.90
MVP OP Aaron Rodgers 25.66
LVP Flex Jerome Ford ❤️‍🩹 0.50
K Cairo Santos 7.00
D/ST Colts D/ST 13.00
Total: 85.34
Should Have Started
BE DeMario Douglas ❤️‍🩹 6.20
BE Zach Ertz ❤️‍🩹 8.60
BE Quinshon Judkins ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Darius Slayton 0.00
BE Kendre Miller ❤️‍🩹 2.40
BE Nick Westbrook-Ikhine 0.70
BE Dillon Gabriel 0.00
BE Kareem Hunt 2.60
Optimal: 98.84
Accuracy (%): 86.3%

FINAL: 119.30
(proj: 109.46)

Position Player Points
QB Baker Mayfield 22.58
RB Ashton Jeanty 10.00
LVP RB D'Andre Swift 6.50
WR CeeDee Lamb 11.00
LVP WR Calvin Ridley ❤️‍🩹 2.70
TE Brock Bowers 10.30
MVP OP Justin Fields ❤️‍🩹 29.52
Flex Rome Odunze ❤️‍🩹 9.70
K Brandon Aubrey 11.00
D/ST Texans D/ST 6.00
Total: 119.30
Should Have Started
BE Zach Charbonnet 10.70
BE Trey Benson ❤️‍🩹 7.50
BE Marvin Mims Jr. -0.80
BE Evan Engram 2.10
BE Russell Wilson 11.12
BE Jaxson Dart 0.00
BE Bhayshul Tuten ❤️‍🩹 1.10
BE Jayden Higgins 3.20
Optimal: 128.30
Accuracy (%): 93.0%

FINAL: 109.14
(proj: 105.95)

Position Player Points
QB J.J. McCarthy ❤️‍🩹 22.22
RB Bijan Robinson 18.40
LVP RB Austin Ekeler ❤️‍🩹 5.70
WR Drake London 5.50
LVP WR Tyreek Hill ❤️‍🩹 4.00
TE Trey McBride 6.10
MVP OP Michael Penix Jr. ❤️‍🩹 24.02
Flex Keon Coleman 17.20
K Andy Borregales 7.00
D/ST Lions D/ST -1.00
Total: 109.14
Should Have Started
BE Hunter Henry 6.60
BE Dylan Sampson ❤️‍🩹 9.30
BE Tua Tagovailoa 5.26
BE Jordan Addison 0.00
BE Colston Loveland 1.20
BE Cam Skattebo ❤️‍🩹 0.90
BE Darnell Mooney 0.00
BE Ray Davis 0.10
Optimal: 115.34
Accuracy (%): 94.6%

FINAL: 69.40
(proj: 81.17)

Position Player Points
QB Jalen Milroe 0.10
MVP RB Josh Jacobs ❤️‍🩹 13.00
RB Jaylen Warren 11.90
WR Jakobi Meyers 9.70
LVP WR Josh Downs 1.20
TE Tucker Kraft ❤️‍🩹 7.90
OP Davante Adams ❤️‍🩹 5.10
LVP Flex Nico Collins 2.50
K Matt Prater ❤️‍🩹 12.00
D/ST Patriots D/ST 6.00
Total: 69.40
Should Have Started
BE Dallas Goedert 4.40
BE Wan'Dale Robinson 5.50
BE Rashee Rice ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Will Shipley 2.60
BE Jalen Coker 0.00
BE Tre' Harris 1.10
BE Michael Wilson 0.50
BE Tyler Shough 0.00
Optimal: 75.60
Accuracy (%): 91.8%