Duke Football Invitational
Week 2 - 2025
Generated: December 22, 2025 at 05:04 PM

Season Stats

Overall League Standings

Rank Team DivisionDiv WinsW LossesL Ties PF PA
1 They Stole Danny's Dimes Adams 2 0 0 251.52 235.64
2 Opportune Play Odunze Patrick 2 0 0 230.28 194.98
3 O'ahu State Warriors Adams 1 1 0 232.90 238.52
4 Darnold Schwarzenegger Smythe 1 1 0 220.32 172.82
5 The Williams Football Team Adams 1 1 0 213.14 190.26
6 Topless Fondue Patrick 1 1 0 211.24 194.72
7 Moore's Law Smythe 1 1 0 193.80 203.48
8 Team Team Patrick 1 1 0 187.72 168.52
9 Honolulu Corpse Reviver Smythe 1 1 0 187.06 196.64
10 Atlanta Faldone Smythe 1 1 0 175.66 203.90
11 Bad JuJu Adams 0 2 0 177.26 210.40
12 Weak(ly) Showing Patrick 0 2 0 152.26 223.28

Weekly Totals

Week Median Average Max Min Std Dev Avg Eff %
Week 1 → 103.95 101.79 139.70 69.40 21.91 86.9%
Week 2 → 103.52 100.98 134.50 66.52 19.64 79.2%

Week 1 →

Median: 103.95
Average: 101.79
Std Dev: 21.91
Avg Eff: 86.9%
Highest Score
They Stole Danny's Dimes
139.70
Lowest Score
Honolulu Corpse Reviver
69.40

Week 2 →

Median: 103.52
Average: 100.98
Std Dev: 19.64
Avg Eff: 79.2%
Highest Score
Darnold Schwarzenegger
134.50
Lowest Score
Atlanta Faldone
66.52

Division Strength

Rank Division Wins Losses Points For Points Against
1 Adams 0 0 874.8 874.8
2 Patrick 0 0 781.5 781.5
3 Smythe 0 0 776.8 776.8

Lineup Accuracy

Team Projected Optimal Points Eff %
O'ahu State Warriors 240.61 259.18 232.90 89.9%
Topless Fondue 233.86 240.14 211.24 88.0%
They Stole Danny's Dimes 233.14 286.22 251.52 87.9%
Honolulu Corpse Reviver 178.80 213.16 187.06 87.8%
Darnold Schwarzenegger 220.47 252.02 220.32 87.4%
Weak(ly) Showing 195.02 181.72 152.26 83.8%
Atlanta Faldone 201.82 212.44 175.66 82.7%
Opportune Play Odunze 223.97 282.00 230.28 81.7%
Bad JuJu 202.82 219.74 177.26 80.7%
Moore's Law 228.43 244.44 193.80 79.3%
The Williams Football Team 234.44 291.56 213.14 73.1%
Team Team 233.31 257.62 187.72 72.9%

Strength of Schedule

League Average Points Per Game: 101.38 points (based on 2 weeks of data)

Rank Team Record PA PA/Game % vs Avg
1 O'ahu State Warriors 1-1 238.52 119.26 +17.6%
2 They Stole Danny's Dimes 2-0 235.64 117.82 +16.2%
3 Weak(ly) Showing 0-2 223.28 111.64 +10.1%
4 Bad JuJu 0-2 210.40 105.20 +3.8%
5 Atlanta Faldone 1-1 203.90 101.95 +0.6%
6 Moore's Law 1-1 203.48 101.74 +0.4%
7 Honolulu Corpse Reviver 1-1 196.64 98.32 -3.0%
8 Opportune Play Odunze 2-0 194.98 97.49 -3.8%
9 Topless Fondue 1-1 194.72 97.36 -4.0%
10 The Williams Football Team 1-1 190.26 95.13 -6.2%
11 Darnold Schwarzenegger 1-1 172.82 86.41 -14.8%
12 Team Team 1-1 168.52 84.26 -16.9%

Weekly Stats

Weekly Summary

Rank Team Points Result Margin
1 Darnold Schwarzenegger 134.50 Win +67.98
2 Honolulu Corpse Reviver 117.66 Win +30.16
3 They Stole Danny's Dimes 111.82 Win +8.76
4 Opportune Play Odunze 110.98 Win +1.34
5 Topless Fondue 109.64 Loss -1.34
6 Team Team 103.98 Win +37.06
League Median: 103.52 pts
7 The Williams Football Team 103.06 Loss -8.76
8 O'ahu State Warriors 100.32 Win +1.50
9 Bad JuJu 98.82 Loss -1.50
10 Moore's Law 87.50 Loss -30.16
11 Weak(ly) Showing 66.92 Loss -37.06
12 Atlanta Faldone 66.52 Loss -67.98

Position Power Rankings

Below Median
Above Median

Week 2 Position Strength

Team QB RB WR TE K D/ST Total
Darnold Schwarzenegger
+3.3 39.4 pts +3.4 25.8 pts +19.2 39.6 pts -1.1 2.7 pts +3.0 12.0 pts +9.5 15.0 pts +37.3
Honolulu Corpse Reviver
+3.7 21.8 pts +5.4 27.8 pts +12.5 39.7 pts +14.7 18.4 pts -6.0 3.0 pts +1.5 7.0 pts +31.8
Topless Fondue
+10.4 46.5 pts -7.8 14.6 pts +3.7 24.1 pts -3.4 0.4 pts +1.0 10.0 pts +8.5 14.0 pts +12.5
They Stole Danny's Dimes
+5.5 41.6 pts +0.3 33.9 pts -5.0 8.6 pts -0.1 3.7 pts +3.0 12.0 pts +6.5 12.0 pts +10.3
Opportune Play Odunze
-12.2 23.9 pts -17.3 16.3 pts +22.4 36.0 pts +0.1 3.8 pts +16.0 25.0 pts +0.5 6.0 pts +9.4
The Williams Football Team
-5.0 31.1 pts +4.6 27.0 pts +9.5 29.9 pts +2.4 6.1 pts -2.0 7.0 pts -3.5 2.0 pts +5.9
Team Team
-7.1 29.0 pts +5.5 39.1 pts -0.6 13.0 pts +4.2 7.9 pts +1.0 10.0 pts -0.5 5.0 pts +2.4
Bad JuJu
-8.2 27.9 pts +19.5 41.9 pts -7.6 12.8 pts -2.5 1.2 pts +3.0 12.0 pts -2.5 3.0 pts +1.7
O'ahu State Warriors
-7.6 28.5 pts +3.8 37.4 pts +11.1 24.7 pts -0.1 3.7 pts -8.0 1.0 pts -0.5 5.0 pts -1.2
Moore's Law
+9.9 46.0 pts -8.6 25.0 pts -6.1 7.5 pts +0.2 4.0 pts -1.0 8.0 pts -8.5 -3.0 pts -14.0
Weak(ly) Showing
-7.6 10.4 pts -17.1 27.7 pts +11.6 25.2 pts -1.1 2.6 pts -6.0 3.0 pts -7.5 -2.0 pts -27.8
Atlanta Faldone
-28.0 8.1 pts -3.2 19.2 pts -4.0 16.4 pts +4.0 7.8 pts -2.0 7.0 pts +2.5 8.0 pts -30.6

Season Position Strength (Through Week 2)

Team QB RB WR TE K D/ST Total
They Stole Danny's Dimes
+18.5 99.0 pts +19.0 83.2 pts -11.3 13.7 pts -2.0 9.6 pts +10.5 29.0 pts +6.0 17.0 pts +40.6
Opportune Play Odunze
-4.6 76.0 pts -21.2 32.8 pts +28.7 59.4 pts +2.5 14.1 pts +17.5 36.0 pts +1.0 12.0 pts +23.9
O'ahu State Warriors
-3.5 77.0 pts +13.8 78.0 pts +19.4 44.4 pts +2.9 14.5 pts -13.5 5.0 pts +3.0 14.0 pts +22.0
Darnold Schwarzenegger
-9.7 70.8 pts -5.2 47.8 pts +19.7 51.5 pts -0.5 11.2 pts +1.5 20.0 pts +8.0 19.0 pts +13.8
Honolulu Corpse Reviver
-18.4 21.9 pts +9.9 52.7 pts +8.2 58.2 pts +14.7 26.3 pts -3.5 15.0 pts +2.0 13.0 pts +12.8
The Williams Football Team
-0.4 80.1 pts -0.5 42.3 pts +18.4 55.9 pts +5.2 16.8 pts -1.5 17.0 pts -10.0 1.0 pts +11.1
Topless Fondue
+2.2 82.7 pts -14.9 38.1 pts +10.7 42.5 pts -10.8 0.9 pts +6.5 25.0 pts +11.0 22.0 pts +4.8
Moore's Law
+0.4 80.9 pts -6.9 47.1 pts -0.6 30.1 pts -4.0 7.7 pts -1.5 17.0 pts 0.0 11.0 pts -12.6
Team Team
-24.5 56.0 pts -0.7 63.5 pts +3.4 28.4 pts +4.2 15.8 pts -1.5 17.0 pts -4.0 7.0 pts -23.2
Bad JuJu
-27.9 52.7 pts +20.3 63.1 pts -6.7 30.8 pts -8.9 2.7 pts +5.5 24.0 pts -7.0 4.0 pts -24.7
Atlanta Faldone
-26.2 54.4 pts +0.5 43.3 pts +5.6 43.1 pts +2.2 13.9 pts -4.5 14.0 pts -4.0 7.0 pts -26.3
Weak(ly) Showing
-9.6 52.9 pts -36.1 39.3 pts +3.6 28.6 pts -1.1 10.5 pts -8.5 10.0 pts 0.0 11.0 pts -51.8

Weekly Awards

MVP
Most Valuable Player
Amon-Ra St. Brown (30.2 points)
9 rec; 115 yds; 3 rec TD; 11 tgts
Darnold Schwarzenegger
MWP
Most Wasted Player
Lamar Jackson (26.3 points)
19/29 pass; 225 pass yds; 4 pass TD; 2 rush; 13 rush yds
Topless Fondue
MUP
Most Useless Player
Broncos D/ST (-3.0 points)
1 sacks; 29 pts allowed
Moore's Law
MDP
Most Disrespected Player
Jared Goff (34.0 points)
23/28 pass; 334 pass yds; 5 pass TD; 1 rush; 6 rush yds
The Williams Football Team
HSL
Highest Scoring Loser
109.64 pts (5th highest)
vs. Opportune Play Odunze - 110.98 (4th highest)
Topless Fondue
LSW
Lowest Scoring Winner
100.32 pts (8th highest)
vs. Bad JuJu - 98.82 (9th highest)
O'ahu State Warriors
SSL
Smartest Starting Lineup
94.7% of Optimal Score
(134.50 of 142.00 points)
Darnold Schwarzenegger
IFM
I Fucked Myself
68.5% of Optimal Score
(66.52 of 97.10 points)
Atlanta Faldone
ACCIDENTAL GENIUS
Jerry Jones "Accidental Genius" Award
68.8% of Optimal Score
(103.98 of 151.18 points)
Team Team
MCCOLLAPSE
Mike McCoy "McCollapse" Award
Actual: 103.06, vs. Optimal: 139.70
vs. They Stole Danny's Dimes - 111.82 (3rd highest)
The Williams Football Team
THE CLAPPER
Jason Garrett "Applauding Failure" Award
Projected: 115.10, Actual: 87.50
vs. Honolulu Corpse Reviver - 117.66 (2nd highest)
Moore's Law

Honorable Mentions

Game Summaries

Game of the Week

FINAL: 109.64
(proj: 114.33)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Lamar Jackson ❤️‍🩹 26.30
RB Bucky Irving 12.10
LVP RB Omarion Hampton 2.50
WR Brian Thomas Jr. 4.90
WR Emeka Egbuka 8.90
LVP TE Mark Andrews 0.40
OP Bo Nix 20.24
Flex Jaxon Smith-Njigba 10.30
K Cam Little 10.00
D/ST Seahawks D/ST 14.00
Total: 109.64
Should Have Started
BE Jake Ferguson 7.80
BE Woody Marks ❤️‍🩹 5.10
BE RJ Harvey 2.40
BE Christian Kirk 0.00
BE Kyle Monangai 3.60
BE Brenton Strange 1.70
BE Dont'e Thornton Jr. 2.00
BE Harold Fannin Jr. 4.80
IR Chris Godwin Jr. 0.00
IR Brandon Aiyuk ❤️‍🩹 0.00
IR Tyjae Spears 0.00
Optimal: 119.64
Accuracy (%): 91.6%

FINAL: 110.98
(proj: 114.51)

Position Player Points
LVP QB Justin Fields ❤️‍🩹 3.98
RB D'Andre Swift 10.90
LVP RB Zach Charbonnet 1.00
WR CeeDee Lamb 11.20
WR Rome Odunze ❤️‍🩹 24.80
TE Brock Bowers 3.80
OP Baker Mayfield 19.90
LVP Flex Ashton Jeanty 4.40
MVP K Brandon Aubrey 25.00
D/ST Texans D/ST 6.00
Total: 110.98
Should Have Started
BE Marvin Mims Jr. 8.40
BE Russell Wilson 30.30
BE Bhayshul Tuten ❤️‍🩹 13.40
BE Calvin Ridley ❤️‍🩹 5.70
BE Evan Engram 1.20
BE Jaxson Dart -0.30
BE Jayden Higgins 2.80
BE Trey Benson ❤️‍🩹 4.40
Optimal: 153.70
Accuracy (%): 72.2%

FINAL: 100.32
(proj: 119.38)

Position Player Points
LVP QB Jalen Hurts 11.54
RB De'Von Achane 18.20
RB Saquon Barkley 15.40
MVP WR Puka Nacua 19.60
LVP WR Jerry Jeudy 5.10
LVP TE Dalton Kincaid 3.70
OP Caleb Williams 16.98
LVP Flex Jordan Mason ❤️‍🩹 3.80
K Chase McLaughlin 1.00
D/ST 49ers D/ST 5.00
Total: 100.32
Should Have Started
BE Jaylen Waddle 12.80
BE Chris Olave 5.40
BE Bryce Young 21.32
BE Juwan Johnson 10.90
BE Matthew Golden 1.50
BE Aaron Jones Sr. 2.30
BE Braelon Allen ❤️‍🩹 1.10
IR Jaydon Blue 0.00
Optimal: 126.60
Accuracy (%): 79.2%

FINAL: 98.82
(proj: 91.97)

Position Player Points
LVP QB Joe Burrow 7.04
RB Jahmyr Gibbs 16.40
MVP RB James Cook III 25.50
LVP WR Justin Jefferson 8.10
LVP WR Rashod Bateman 1.50
TE T.J. Hockenson 1.20
OP Jordan Love ❤️‍🩹 20.88
LVP Flex Stefon Diggs 3.20
K Tyler Loop 12.00
D/ST Buccaneers D/ST 3.00
Total: 98.82
Should Have Started
BE Cooper Kupp 9.00
BE Jauan Jennings 14.90
BE Spencer Rattler 21.68
BE Romeo Doubs ❤️‍🩹 8.80
BE Rico Dowdle 1.90
BE Roschon Johnson ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Adam Thielen 2.60
BE Kenneth Gainwell 3.60
IR Darren Waller 0.00
Optimal: 133.36
Accuracy (%): 74.1%

FINAL: 103.06
(proj: 118.08)

Position Player Points
LVP QB Josh Allen ❤️‍🩹 11.82
LVP RB Kyren Williams 8.00
RB Javonte Williams 19.00
WR Tee Higgins 11.60
LVP WR Zay Flowers 7.90
TE Travis Kelce 6.10
MVP OP Trevor Lawrence 19.24
Flex Deebo Samuel 10.40
K Harrison Butker 7.00
D/ST Steelers D/ST 2.00
Total: 103.06
Should Have Started
BE Kenneth Walker III 17.80
BE Jared Goff 33.96
BE Rachaad White 12.60
BE DeVonta Smith 5.30
BE Travis Hunter ❤️‍🩹 2.20
BE Jacory Croskey-Merritt 1.70
BE Xavier Legette -0.20
BE Cedric Tillman 8.20
Optimal: 139.70
Accuracy (%): 73.8%

FINAL: 111.82
(proj: 117.45)

Position Player Points
QB Justin Herbert 18.78
LVP RB Derrick Henry 2.30
RB Christian McCaffrey 16.70
WR Mike Evans 5.60
LVP WR Hollywood Brown 3.00
TE Kyle Pitts Sr. 3.70
MVP OP Daniel Jones ❤️‍🩹 22.84
Flex Travis Etienne Jr. 14.90
K Chris Boswell 12.00
D/ST Cardinals D/ST 12.00
Total: 111.82
Should Have Started
BE Tony Pollard 9.20
BE Rashid Shaheed 11.20
BE Geno Smith 3.20
BE Bills D/ST 10.00
BE Cade Otton 2.50
BE Brian Robinson Jr. 1.90
BE Joshua Palmer 4.70
IR Xavier Worthy 0.00
IR Joe Mixon ❤️‍🩹 0.00
IR Isaiah Likely 0.00
Optimal: 126.92
Accuracy (%): 88.1%

FINAL: 117.66
(proj: 97.63)

Position Player Points
MVP QB Mac Jones 21.76
RB Josh Jacobs ❤️‍🩹 14.40
RB Jaylen Warren 13.40
LVP WR Jakobi Meyers 6.80
LVP WR Josh Downs 5.10
TE Tucker Kraft ❤️‍🩹 18.40
OP Davante Adams ❤️‍🩹 16.60
Flex Nico Collins 11.20
K Wil Lutz 3.00
D/ST Rams D/ST 7.00
Total: 117.66
Should Have Started
BE Wan'Dale Robinson 20.20
BE Elic Ayomanor 11.60
BE Rashee Rice ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Dallas Goedert 0.00
BE Jalen Coker 0.00
BE Anthony Richardson Sr. ❤️‍🩹 0.00
BE Luther Burden III ❤️‍🩹 0.50
BE Tank Bigsby 0.00
Optimal: 137.56
Accuracy (%): 85.5%

FINAL: 87.50
(proj: 115.10)

Position Player Points
LVP QB Jayden Daniels ❤️‍🩹 19.70
RB James Conner ❤️‍🩹 11.20
RB Alvin Kamara ❤️‍🩹 10.00
LVP WR Terry McLaurin 4.80
LVP WR Marvin Harrison Jr. 2.70
TE David Njoku ❤️‍🩹 4.00
MVP OP Drake Maye 26.30
LVP Flex Breece Hall 3.80
K Cameron Dicker 8.00
D/ST Broncos D/ST -3.00
Total: 87.50
Should Have Started
BE Dak Prescott 22.14
BE Tetairoa McMillan 10.00
BE Jameson Williams 16.80
BE J.K. Dobbins ❤️‍🩹 14.50
BE Cam Ward 9.80
BE Ricky Pearsall ❤️‍🩹 5.20
BE Kaleb Johnson 0.10
BE Kayshon Boutte ❤️‍🩹 7.60
Optimal: 119.94
Accuracy (%): 73.0%

FINAL: 66.92
(proj: 88.44)

Position Player Points
QB Aaron Rodgers 10.42
LVP RB TreVeyon Henderson ❤️‍🩹 4.00
RB Nick Chubb 13.20
LVP WR A.J. Brown 2.70
MVP WR Ja'Marr Chase 22.50
LVP TE Sam LaPorta ❤️‍🩹 2.60
LVP OP Kareem Hunt 3.40
Flex Quinshon Judkins ❤️‍🩹 7.10
K Cairo Santos 3.00
D/ST Colts D/ST -2.00
Total: 66.92
Should Have Started
BE Jerome Ford ❤️‍🩹 5.40
BE Zach Ertz ❤️‍🩹 12.40
BE Darius Slayton 6.10
BE Dillon Gabriel 4.76
BE DeMario Douglas ❤️‍🩹 0.80
BE Kendre Miller ❤️‍🩹 1.00
BE Nick Westbrook-Ikhine 1.80
BE Ollie Gordon II 1.30
IR Brock Purdy 0.00
Optimal: 82.88
Accuracy (%): 80.7%

FINAL: 103.98
(proj: 115.13)

Position Player Points
QB Kyler Murray ❤️‍🩹 14.00
LVP RB Chase Brown 6.50
MVP RB Jonathan Taylor 27.50
LVP WR DK Metcalf 8.00
LVP WR Garrett Wilson ❤️‍🩹 5.00
TE Tyler Warren 7.90
OP C.J. Stroud 14.98
LVP Flex Tyrone Tracy Jr. 5.10
K Jake Bates 10.00
D/ST Eagles D/ST 5.00
Total: 103.98
Should Have Started
BE Malik Nabers ❤️‍🩹 28.70
BE Rhamondre Stevenson 16.20
BE Tyler Allgeier 14.00
BE Quentin Johnston 12.90
BE Courtland Sutton 0.60
BE George Pickens 12.80
BE Michael Pittman Jr. 4.00
BE Isaac Guerendo 0.00
Optimal: 151.18
Accuracy (%): 68.8%

FINAL: 134.50
(proj: 109.33)

Position Player Points
QB Patrick Mahomes ❤️‍🩹 22.08
RB Chuba Hubbard 13.70
RB David Montgomery 12.10
MVP WR Amon-Ra St. Brown ❤️‍🩹 30.20
LVP WR DJ Moore 4.60
TE Jonnu Smith 2.70
OP Matthew Stafford 17.32
Flex Ladd McConkey 4.80
K Jake Elliott 12.00
D/ST Ravens D/ST 15.00
Total: 134.50
Should Have Started
BE Keenan Allen 12.10
BE Isiah Pacheco 2.90
BE Sam Darnold 15.80
BE Jayden Reed 0.00
BE Khalil Shakir 1.20
BE Najee Harris ❤️‍🩹 4.80
BE Joe Flacco 8.76
BE Calvin Austin III ❤️‍🩹 2.20
IR George Kittle 0.00
Optimal: 142.00
Accuracy (%): 94.7%

FINAL: 66.52
(proj: 95.87)

Position Player Points
LVP QB J.J. McCarthy ❤️‍🩹 2.82
MVP RB Bijan Robinson 16.80
LVP RB Austin Ekeler ❤️‍🩹 2.40
WR Drake London 2.90
WR Tyreek Hill ❤️‍🩹 10.90
TE Trey McBride 7.80
OP Michael Penix Jr. ❤️‍🩹 5.30
LVP Flex Keon Coleman 2.60
K Andy Borregales 7.00
D/ST Lions D/ST 8.00
Total: 66.52
Should Have Started
BE Tua Tagovailoa 18.60
BE Cam Skattebo ❤️‍🩹 11.90
BE Dylan Sampson ❤️‍🩹 7.90
BE Jordan Addison 0.00
BE Colston Loveland 0.00
BE Darnell Mooney 2.00
BE Hunter Henry 0.90
BE Ray Davis 2.40
Optimal: 97.10
Accuracy (%): 68.5%